Why can’t we all be more like Cartman? I am so indignant that “South Park” is finally putting out a best-of Cartman station. If you’ve watched this long running, wholesome, family-friendly series then you know exactly what I mean. Cartman is such a cute diminutive critter. And so colorful and loving. When I deem of Cartman I am always reminded of all the expedient that Jesus has done. Cartman is a totally thankless individual who only wants to spread worship and devotion.
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Released on the eve of “South Park’s” premiere (the second half of Season 12 kicks off on 10/8 with an entirely original ep all about Cartman, The China Probrem) is “The Cult of Cartman - Revelations.” (Some brick & mortar, big-box stores like Wal-Mart, Best Catch and Target are likely selling this modern situation before 10/7 though.) Anyway, this is a 2-DVD area which includes a total of a dozen of Cartman’s most-loved, classic eps. My common is probably your well-liked too, Scott Tenorman Must Die. If you learn one thing from Cartman it’s never to piss him off because he may obtain you eat your parents!
The station is packaged very cleverly to seek like a Holy Bible. The wait on conceal includes a pic of Cartman with his hands up in a devotional pose (I believe it’s a pic from the Christian Rock ep) . Each disc is gloomy and includes the same pic of Cartman. Cartman also pops up for a rare appearance on this state introducing the eps.
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Eps include:
Scott Tenorman Must Die (Season 5/July 11, 2001) **
Cartman gets even with Scott Tenorman (for selling him a box of pubes) by making him eat his parents at the chili con carne cook-off. Radio Head appear as themselves to create fun of the shrimp crybaby.
Cartmanland (Season 5/July 25, 2001) **
Cartman gets a enormous inheritance and decides to utilize the money for good; inaugurate up a theme-park that no one else can benefit (especially Kyle and Stan) .
Up The Down Steroid (Season 8/March 24, 2004)
Cartman feigns a handicap to join a special sporting event. I care for it when Mrs. Cartman is registering him and is asked what disability he has; of course she doesn’t know so she asks Cartman, and he says, “what are you asking me for I’m a retard.”
AWESOM-O (Season 8/April 14, 2004)
Cartman dresses up as a robot in the hopes of catching Butters in an embarrassing and horrid moment. But the tables are sorely turned when it’s revealed that Cartman likes to dress up like Britney Spears and dance around a narrate of Justin Timberlake.
The Death of Eric Cartman (Season 9/April 13, 2005) **
Cartman again teams up with Butters when the gang all makes him assume that he’s dreary. After going into a hostage position and saving everyone Cartman is finally able to reclaim his fine name when his frail buddies forgive him.
Ginger Kids (Season 9/November 9, 2005) **
After Cartman gives a scathing characterize claiming that “ginger kids” are sub-humans, Kyle and Stan determine to turn him ginger (they bleach his skin and color his hair while he’s sleeping) . Once ginger, Cartman now decides that gingers are the great bustle and sets out to eliminate all others.
Cartoon Wars Portion I (Season 10/April 5, 2006)
Everyone in town is in a furror when a approved TV present decides to display the sacred image of a religious figure on coast-to-coast TV.
Cartoon Wars Fragment II (Season 10/April 12, 2006)
Cartman will discontinuance at nothing to earn “Family Guy” canceled.
Le Petit Tourette (Season 11/October 3, 2007)
This time around Cartman decides that the best procedure to garner attention is by faking Tourette syndrome. However all isn’t copasetic when Cartman starts spontaneously revealing private revelations. Of course Kyle gets alive to to indicate Cartman.
Tonsil Wretchedness (Season 12/March 12, 2008) **
Always the compassionate leader, with the assist of Kyle, Cartman finds the cure for AIDS. (After infecting his nemesis with the deadly disease.)
Eek, a Penis! (Season 12/April 9, 2008)
Cartman goes to a rough inner-city to become a teacher, going by the name of “Mr. Cartmenez.” This is also an essential ep because in the subplot Mrs. Garrison decides that she no longer wants to be a woman.
Super Fun Time (Season 12/April 23, 2008)
Cartman is again stuck with Butters during a field creep that goes awry.
(** IMO these ones are the very best)
Some more common Cartman eps:
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe (on the Season 1 DVD place)
Cartman is visited by aliens who stick things up his butt.
Starvin’ Marvin (on the Season 1 DVD dwelling)
Cartman is at his most grediest when he takes food away from Starvin’ Marvin.
Cartman’s Mom Is a Dirty Slut (on the Season 1 DVD location)
Cartman sets out to procure out who his staunch father is.
Cartman’s Mom Is Calm a Dirty Slut (on the Season 2 DVD station)
To everyone’s shock, Cartman finally finds out who his father is.
Rainforest Schmainforest (on the Season 3 DVD dwelling)
Cartman doesn’t give a flying fig about the rain forest.
Sexual Harassment Panda (on the Season 3 DVD area)
Cartman sues Stan in a sexual harassment case and is then the victim of another litigious suit.
Cat Orgy (on the Season 3 DVD region)
This is one of my very favorites because it teams Cartman and Shelley Marsh. Cartman and Shelley join forces to come by succor at Skyler.
Cartman’s Humorous Despise Crime 2000 (on the Season 4 DVD situation)
Cartman goes to a prison for unpleasant kids after committing a hate-crime.
Probably (on the Season 4 DVD dwelling)
After he catches his priest enjoying butt-sex with a chick in the confessional booth, Cartman starts his possess church.
Fat Camp (on the Season 4 DVD spot)
Cartman goes to corpulent camp, but sneaks out.
How to Eat with Your Butt (on the Season 5 DVD spot)
Cartman finds out that some jokes aren’t always droll.
Fat Butt and Pancake Head (on the Season 7 DVD place)
Cartman’s “Jennifer Lopez” enjoys an titillating singing career.
Casa Bonita (on the Season 7 DVD spot)
Cartman kidnaps Butters in the hopes of being invited to Kyle’s birthday party at Casa Bonita.
Butt Out (on the Season 7 DVD state)
Cartman becomes an anti-smoking advocate.
The Passion of the Jew (on the Season 8 DVD residence)
Cartman is the president of the Mel Gibson fan club.
Cartman’s Fantastic Gift (on the Season 8 DVD status)
Cartman becomes a psychic and tries to solve some of the unique murders in town.
Tsst (on the Season 10 DVD spot)
Cartman starts behaving after Liane contacts the relieve of a dog trainer.
Cartman Sucks (on the Season 11 DVD region)
Cartman once again tries to fetch Butters in a compromising moment.
Sorry Fred Flintstone and Bart Simpson, Eric Cartman is by far the most approved and the most controversial TV star in the entire history of episodidc TV. That is because Cartman tells it like it is and isn’t shrinking to pick chances or try something a miniature different. He doesn’t care about being common or fitting in because all that matters to Cartman (besides Jesus and food, of course) is being tickled. Cartman is a lawful hedonist in the purest and simplist execute. Never has there been another person like Cartman.
Made to inspect like a book with gold leaf edging on the sides, the modern packaging will appeal to the fans who must have everything South Park.
The collection of “a dozen of Cartman’s most distinguished teachings” will appeal to the casual fan who does not want to invest in season sets.
1) Scott Tenorman Must Die
2) Awesom-O
3) The Death of Eric Cartman
4) Cartoon Wars (Share 1)
5) Cartoon Wars (Allotment 2)
6) Le Little Tourtte
7) Tonsil Disaster –first time on DVD–
Eek, A P****! –first time on DVD–
9) Cartmanland
10) Up The Down Steroid
11) Desirable Fun Time –first time on DVD–
12) Ginger Kids
Exclusive to this DVD space is an “Unique Life Lessons Introduction” by Eric Cartman.
Official Member card for The Eric Theodore Cartman Society.
An Eric Cartman Decal
While three of these episodes are unusual to DVD, it is probably not enough for a collector of the season sets to want to duplicate the other 9 episodes, colorful that those 3 will probably be out in other sets.
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