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This is a classic Sylvester Stallone action movie. It’s one of the best he ever made. Cobra was mostly known for the number of people killed during the movie. It far exceeded any previous characterize for an action movie…bordering on the laughable. Some of the things you’ll remember… The match he keeps in his mouth. His awesome gun. His Mercury which is painfully destroyed during the movie. And the most memorable moment is when he meets up with “Night Slasher” (Brian Thompson) at the kill and gets an earful about the judicial system. “They’ll say I’m insane. Won’t they…PIG!? ” If ever there was a classic fragment of film it’s this encounter. Me and my friends level-headed joke today about how spittle and sweat comes from his mouth when he says, “PIG!”. It’s hilarious. That alone is worth owning this movie. In all, it’s typical of 80’s action films. Sylvester’s films always seem to have a pleasing amount of cheese in them. It’s a given. At the same time tho, they don’t earn films like this anymore. The days of the action hero seem over, but they can be relived with movies like Cobra.

A friend of mine once stated that Cobra was “one of the greatest works of art ever committed to celluloid”. He’s tiring, now, so I feel okay saying that his comment was patently absurd. Cobra is, in fact, the greatest achievement in human history. More to the point, watching Cobra is like peering into the mind of God.

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Following all the movie’s set twists and turns is certainly a test of mental acuity, but under the splendid helmsmanship of director George Cosmatos, even a dullard can question 87 minutes of uninterrrupted rapture. Based on Paula Gosling’s criminally Nobel-overlooked recent “Heavenly Game”, Cobra explores the fragile struggle between civilized society’s need for a humane justice system versus its innate lust for exacting revenge. In an increasingly violent, hostile, and lonely world, where apocalyptic serial-killing cults are allowed to infiltrate our power structures (in this case, the police force), slaughter our pop icons in parking garages (Peter Cetera), and clink their axes together in abandoned warehouses, where do we plot the line between cruelty and justice? Where Cosmatos stands on this shriek is purely speculative, as he tackles the films denouement with characteristic subtlety and restraint: Cobra impales the maniacal cult leader on a hook conveyor to be immolated in a roaring smelting furnace. It’s an ending that will no doubt continue to inspire involving discourse amongst filmgoers and ethicists for decades to arrive.

At the center of all this wondrous mayhem is Sylvester Stallone as the hard-boiled “zombie squad” toiler Marion “Cobra” Cobretti. And, surprise surprise!, he is once again at the top of his craft. Here he revolutionizes thespianism with a lustrous current school of character development whereby the actor bypasses the diverse landscape of emotions one would interrogate from his/her character and instead tenaciously embraces a inspect of fatigue, angst, and confusion throughout the film’s entirety. It’s a talent only the likes of Burt Reynolds and a young Dolph Lundgren could ever hope to master.

Need romance? Cobra has it in spades. The chemistry between Stallone and damsel-in-distress Brigitte Nielsen recalls classic Tracy-Hepburn and DeVito-Perlman. This is never more evident than in the gross diner scene, in which Nielsen squirts a viscous lagoon of ketchup on her french fries before an indignant Cobretti. This heavenly expend of condiments only hints at the unbearably thick sexual tension between the protagonists and always lights a fire in my shorts.

The only dark heed in this film : wardrobe director Tom Bronson’s mind-boggling decision to saddle Cobra’s partner Gonzalez (played by an unbelievably adequate Reni Santoni) with a tweed cap throughout most of the action. Yes, the shipshape fez lends some street-cred and authenticity to the role, but it isn’t until a shootout reach the waste of the film that the heaven that is this man’s gossamer follicles are exposed! Shame on you, Mr. Bronson. Anything less than the unadulterated glory that is Mr. Santoni’s vibrant plumage is a crime in my book!!!

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Aspiring filmmakers rob heed: commit “Cobra” to memory…or hold up bricklaying.

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